The Fat Controller Sir Topham Hatt song lyrics
His name is Sir Topham Hatt
Some people say he's stout!
Rather rotund, really quite round
But he doesn't see it like that
He considers he's a gentleman of merit
With a railway exquisitely fine
But his main aim is to see that his trains
Run right on time
Sir Top-Ham-Hatt Chorus:
Sir Top, Sir Topham Hatt
He's the head of the railway
There is no doubt about that
Controller of the line
It's plain as plain can be, for everyone to see
That it's the Fat Controller's railway
One day he was having breakfast
When Thomas decided to call
He arrived unexpected, and quite uninvited
Straight through the dining room wall
My goodness, said the Controller
Why didn't you knock on the door?
This won't do at all, just look at my wall
And my breakfast's on the floor
(The song Chorus)
He's so proud of his engines
Each and every one
And though he's strict and meticulous
Favorites he has none
If ever there is trouble
You know who will be there
If there's ever a crash a smash or a muddle
there at the double, no trouble
'Cause it's the Fat Controller's railway
When Henry stayed in the tunnel
Everyone tried to push
But Sir Topham Hatt would have none of that:
My doctor has forbidden me to push
And one day the wind blew his hat off
A goat in the field saw his chance
He just picked up the had, said thank you for that
And ate it up for lunch
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